The Bro Code
This set of rules will allow for you to become a better bro. This set of rules if forever changing, but once a rule is set it cannot be removed (The higher the number of the rule, the newer it is).
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Rule #26 Hot Streak
If a bro is on a hot streak, another bro bro will do anything in his power to ensure it's continuity, even it it means jeopardizing his own records, missing work, or temporarily migrating to a foreign country.
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Rule #25 Christmas Gifts
A bro is to never buy a gift for a girlfriend that is more expensive than the one he will give his bro's. If a bro is to break this rule he will be in charge of paying for all of the outings with his bro's until the following Christmas.
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Rule #24 Crying
A bro is to never ever cry in public, unless someone hurts said bro's feelings or there is a tragedy. Another exception would be if he gets punched in the face while feeding a duck in the courtyard of a public library.
Rule #23 Groin Shot
A bro is never to hit another bro in the groin, unless it is for breaking "The Bro Code". If a bro is to repeatedly break "The Bro Code", he will repeatedly get hit in the groin.
Rule #22 Smiley Faces
A bro should never put smiley faces in a message (text, IM, etc.) that is designated for another bro.
Rule #21 Chugging
A bro must never chug any drink unless in a drinking contest or if he has been challenged. I f a bro is to spill a drink on himself while chugging he must go home and change into footy pijama's and return to the location where the chugging had occurred, said bro must then remain at said location for the rest of the day/night.
Rule #20 Leaving
A bro must never leave without saying anything. If a bro is to leave without saying "bye" to his fellow bro's or "daddy's out" to his female companions than he will be required to eat 1.37 Habanero peppers before the crack of dawn.
Friday, December 16, 2011
Rule #19 Honoring
A bro shall at all times honor his mother and father. Dishonoring your mother and/or father is the same as punching a female horse in the throat and littering at the same time. Violation of this rule will result in termination from Wednesday night activities.
Rule #18 Daddy's Home
Whenever a bro approaches a group of 5 or more females, he must say the words "Daddy's Home". Violation of this rule will result in 2 minutes of bare skin wiping with wet towels that have been soaked in cold water.
Rule #17 Grapes
A bro should never eat grapes from the vine. This is an act of "fruitiness" and is completely unacceptable.
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