Rule #26 Hot Streak

If a bro is on a hot streak, another bro bro will do anything in his power to ensure it's continuity, even it it means jeopardizing his own records, missing work, or temporarily migrating to a foreign country.

Rule #25 Christmas Gifts

A bro is to never buy a gift for a girlfriend that is more expensive than the one he will give his bro's. If a bro is to break this rule he will be in charge of paying for all of the outings with his bro's until the following Christmas.

Rule #24 Crying

A bro is to never ever cry in public, unless someone hurts said bro's feelings or there is a tragedy. Another exception would be if he gets punched in the face while feeding a duck in the courtyard of a public library.

Rule #23 Groin Shot

A bro is never to hit another bro in the groin, unless it is for breaking "The Bro Code". If a bro is to repeatedly break "The Bro Code", he will repeatedly get hit in the groin.

Rule #22 Smiley Faces

A bro should never put smiley faces in a message (text, IM, etc.) that is designated for another bro.

Rule #21 Chugging

A bro must never chug any drink unless in a drinking contest or if he has been challenged. I f a bro is to spill a drink on himself while chugging he must go home and change into footy pijama's and return to the location where the chugging had occurred, said bro must then remain at said location for the rest of the day/night.

Rule #20 Leaving

A bro must never leave without saying anything. If a bro is to leave without saying "bye" to his fellow bro's or "daddy's out" to his female companions than he will be required to eat 1.37 Habanero peppers before the crack of dawn.

Rule #19 Honoring

A bro shall at all times honor his mother and father. Dishonoring your mother and/or father is the same as punching a female horse in the throat and littering at the same time. Violation of this rule will result in termination from Wednesday night activities.

Rule #18 Daddy's Home

Whenever a bro approaches a group of 5 or more females, he must say the words "Daddy's Home". Violation of this rule will result in 2 minutes of bare skin wiping with wet towels that have been soaked in cold water.

Rule #17 Grapes

A bro should never eat grapes from the vine. This is an act of "fruitiness" and is completely unacceptable.

Rule #16 Shotgun

Standard "Shotgun" rules are as follows:
1. First person to call shotgun within site the car gets it.
2. No one may call shotgun more than 2 minutes before everyone is ready to leave.
3. Shotgun will only last for 7 minutes after being called.
4. If there is a tie for shotgun all parties must either 1.fight to the death or 2.Play a best 2 out of 3 round of rock, paper, scissors.

Violation of these rules will result in offender walking home.

Rule #15 "The Big Game" Tickets

If a bro is to obtain two tickets to the "Big Game", one for himself and one for a guest, he must distribute the second ticket in this order.
A. Best bro
B. Second best bro
C. Your oldest full blooded brother
D. Your dad
E. Any other male in your family
F. The bartender (may not be a female)
G. Guy that you went to high school with and was in at least 2 of your classes senior year
H. Man you met on the city bus two days before
I. Your elementary school gym teacher
J. Your second removed male cousin
K. Pillsbury dough boy
L. Man who claims to have been a successful lawyer in "old country"
M. Any guy you have ever worked with
N. Male news anchor
O. The mailman
P-Y. Any other man you have ever met that has not been listed
Z. Girlfriend/wife

Rule #14 T.V

A bro should never under any condition watch Oxygen, Women's Entertainment, Lifetime and any other women's entertainment channel. The viewing of this content will result in the constant teasing of three other bro's until said bro learns to play two symphonies composed by Mozart with 3 different instruments.*

* Guitars may not be used.

Rule #13 Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

If a bro is past the age of 21 he may not eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without the crust. Eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crust off shows weakness and immaturity. If a bro is to break this law, he will be made to watch the entire first season of "The Vampire Diaries" non-stop until it is finished.

Rule #12 Suiting Up

If a bro tells another bro to suit up, that bro must suit up without hesitation. Bro's may not where same colored ties and suits must be 100% complete. The only exception for 100% complete is if it is a birthday or barmitsfa.

Rule #11 Challenges

A bro must always accept a challenge as long as it is considered legal under the laws implied by the United States government. If a bro is to turn down a challenge, than he must date a girl who has a Jamaican dad and a Ukrainian mom for 3 weeks. If a bro does not complete a challenge he must drink 64 oz. of water and will be restricted from urinating for 4 hours.

Rule #10 Being Awesome

All bro's are required to do something awesome at least once a week. If a bro does not meet this requirement than said bro will be made to see twilight with his mom and/or dad.
WARNING: Do not exceed the required amount of awesomeness required per week or injury/death may occur.

Rule #9 Guitars

If a bro is to pick up a guitar and start playing and singing in a room with 6 or more people, another bro is required to take the guitar away from his bro and hit him with it within a 23 second time spam. If the time requirement is not met, a 6 sided die will be rolled with each bro having a number and whoever it lands on will have to put 5lbs of ice in his pants until ALL of the ice is fully melted.

Rule #8 Outfit

A bro should not have "an outfit". If this rule is violated said bro must leave the country for a minimum of 3 months and a maximum of 1 year. After second violation this punishment will double every time this rule is violated until the end of eternity.

Rule #7 Kissing Face

No bro should ever make a kissing face in a picture no matter what he thinks he is posing for. If a bro takes more than one kissing face picture he must eat 2 oz. of Wasabi while blindfolded.

Rule #6 Crocs

A bro should NEVER wear Crocs or any other type of shoe that is even remotely similar. If a bro is to break this rule he shall walk barefoot over a 4x10 sheet of hot glass.

Rule #5 Sweaters

A bro should never wear a sweater over his shoulder no matter what country club he goes to. If the sweater is pink, purple, magenta or is made of cashmere, you must immediately disown said bro.

Rule #4 Hot Tub

When there is "x" amount of people in a hot tub, 50% of the people must be bro's. Ex: If there are 8 people in a hot tub, 4 of those people must be bro's, no more, no less.

Rule #3 Swinging Arms

A bro shall never swing his arms while walking regardless of where said bro is. The only exception to this rule is if a bro is warming-up or stretching before exercising.

Rule #2 Is She Off Limits?

If a female falls under any of these categories she is off limits:
1. Is an ex-girlfriend
2. If one of your bro's called dibs on her
3. If she is your bro's sister*
4. If she is in a serious relationship

*This rule may only be broken if your bro (girl's brother) says it's alright.

Rule #1 Bro's Before Hoe's

A bro must always put his fellow bro's before any "hoe" (female) regardless of who it is. Bro's will always be there for you unlike "hoe's" who will try to mess you up for life. There are only TWO exceptions to this rule: 1. If the "hoe" is giving birth to your child. 2. The "hoe" is your girlfriend/wife and is literally in a life or death situation such as a motor vehicle accident, poisonous animal bite and anything that could possibly be fatal. For any women that are reading this, not all women are "hoe's", this term was only used because it rhymes.